Welcome!

This website is:

• 100% GMO free
• Freerange and grassfed (as much as is possible)
• Guaranteed to have at least 30% uptime
• Written almost entirely in markdown
• Dog-friendly
• 63% organic
• Mostly tech-related

This website is not:

• Licensed to practice medicine by the American Medical Association
• To be consumed while operating heavy machinery
• Run by lizardpeople (probably)

Learn more about me, check out my blog, or look at the stuff on my github.

Contact Info

Phone: (two one zero) four seven three - zero seven two five

Personal email: zach.gulde at gmail dot com

Work email: zach at codeup dot com